Did you know Adam Lambert is gay?
The American Idol Season 8 runner-up ends any speculation in the next issue of Rolling Stone, out Friday. “I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear I’m gay.” He explains: “I’ve been living in Los Angeles for eight years as a gay man. I’ve been at clubs drunk making out with somebody in the corner.”
So there it is folks. At what point did he try to conceal his sexuality? This is like revealing water is wet. They need replace the snake with a giant caption that says “DUH,NO SHIT!” No, seriously please douche if you want Adam’s wang up your fudge tunnel. Quite honestly, being gay just ain’t enough these days. Let’s hear about the wild orgies involving Mexican midgets, a flamethrower, and various farm animals.
And does anyone even care about the guy who actually won this season?