
Taking trashy to new lows.
A Saanich couple were found bumping uglies in a dumpster of all places. Following up on a call of “suspicious persons,” a Saanich police officer arrived at a parking lot only to hear mysterious loud moans coming from a large garbage dumpster.
When the officer called out, he did not get a response. When he looked inside, the world’s trashiest couple were completely naked (sanitary!) and oblivious to his presence.
The two adults, a 30-year-old woman and a 26-year-old man, were ordered to put their clothes on and get out of the dumpster, police said in a report. The man was arrested on an unrelated matter and the woman was sent home. We imagine a stop at the free clinic would be in order.
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