Biotoxic coke dump Amy Winehouse has gotten herself a new pair of chesticles and took them out for a spin at the Q Awards. Accompanied by 13 year old goddaughter Dionne Broomfield, the always classy songstress was the talk of the night as showed off her new $10,000 cleavage from here to Mexico in a pink cocktail dress. Later that night, she switched out the cocktail number for a form-corset top. Only on emaciated Amy Winehouse could a corset top slip further down. As the night progressed, the corset top went completely down south, while her breasts stayed firmly bolted to her clavicle.
We’ve all seen way more Amy then any of us wanted to in the past, but in all fairness, she has done so much coke in her time her body is perpetually numb so didn’t even feel the breeze.
Lately, Amy’s father has been insisting his daughter has overcome her issues, but someone should tell him new boobs aren’t the cure for drug addiction and attention whoredom.
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