Rosie O’Donnell Almost Hooked Up with Angelina Jolie

Despite the pseudo-Mother Theresa act she has going on now, everyone knows Angelina Jolie is full of crazy skankness underneath. Apparently there’s a thin line between crazy and desperate.

Yesterday on the Howard Stern Show, Rosie O’Donnell admitted the unbelievable. According to her she had a legitimate shot with Angelina. Yes, ROSIE O’DONNELL WAS —>THIS CLOSE<--- TO SLEEPING WITH ANGELINA JOLIE. I'll give you a few minutes to process that information.

“She gave me her phone number,” Rosie recalls. “We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that . . .There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through.” she said. “I was a little afraid of her. She’s scary in a sexual kind of way. I have dreams about her a lot still.”

It’s going to take a week’s worth of mental bleach to get the thought of Rosie having sex or simply being naked out of my head.

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