Britney Spears’ Weave Needs an Intervention, BFF with Mel Gibson?

I didn’t think it was possible for weave to be STD infected but here’s Britney Spears proving me wrong. The Cheeto loving pop star was spotted shopping at Crate & Barrel yesterday looking her usual hot mess self. We all know Britney couldn’t care less about her appearance, but I said goddamn. That hair is a travesty.

Maybe her hair is just scared shitless of Mel Gibson? Apparently, Britney Spears is BFF with Mel Gibson. Back when Brit Brit was at her worse, Mel came to her aid. Mel and his then-wife Robyn checked up on Britney during her hospitalization in February, 2008. Three months later, Mel helped Britney to recover by taking her on a relaxing vacation to Costa Rica. Now that Mel’s a social pariah, sources say that Britney is returning the favor and is now Mel’s only friend. According to sources Mel has been confiding in her during late night phone calls.

Now those are some phone conversations I would love to hear.