Some people, despite having a college education from a top tier school, aren’t the brightest stars in sky. Karen Owen is one of those people after her ‘Duke University Fuck List’ has gone viral.
Apparently the recent Duke grad decided to create a mock thesis which used pseudo-academic language rating 13 guys on Duke’s lacrosse and baseball teams she slept with. The ratings were based on important things like size, technique, creativity, etc. The Powerpoint presentation includes Facebook pictures and full names, and rates her experiences on a scale of 1 to 10. Of the 13 guys on the list, 7 get good rankings, but 6 get failing grades. She sends it to a few friends; one friend forwards it without her permission and well… you are here.
The list has angered many of the guys (the entire internet knowing you have a small penis doesn’t do much for a man’s ego), their parents, and Duke University. Owen says she is sorry for it getting out of hand, but points out making these lists about women is a regular occurrence at the fraternities on campus. Besides no one will remember Owen’s list in a month when some copycat attention whore does the same thing, but actually has video footage of herself banging 15 guys. Complete with a poll for viewers.
Some of the descriptions are pretty funny, but how did this apparent size queen ever graduate considering it seems she spent her entire 4 years sexing it up and at a bar called Shooter (insert ejaculation joke here)?