Gerard Butler and a Mystery Brunette in a Porta-Potty at Coachella

Gerard Butler would have sex with a tripod if its legs are open, so it comes as no surprise that he got laid at Coachella. The fact that he did it in a Porta-Potty at Coachella is side-eye worthy. I don’t know if you have been Coachella but they are not the most sanitary of people and hell knows what hybrid super bacterial infection is lingering around there.

At the A/X Armani Exchange and T-Mobile Neon Carnival on Saturday, Gerard zeroed in on a mystery brunette. A spy said he led his latest conquest out into the open air for a slow dance in an empty patch of pavement. Apparently the two were grinding like awkward pre-teens at middle school dance, before heading off to the Porta-Potties together for a bumping of uglies.