Paulina Porizkova Fired From ANTM

In an interview with Craig Ferguson, Paulina Porizkova broke the news that now only did Tyra Banks fire her from America’s Next Top Model via the phone, but one her birthday! Double ouch.

“The reason I was told I was fired was because, it seemed, that America’s Next Top Model has gotten too fat and they needed to cut some fat and the fat was me,” she told Craig. She loves puns obviously.

When asked if it was bad blood with Tyra, she said:

“So I figured it was either that or my gigantic huge ego. Which I wasn’t aware of until I was told by the producers that I have an ego problem.”

“Oh, I see what this is. I see what it is. It’s rivalry. You and Tyra,” Craig said. “Well, I was working for her, so it’s not quite rivalry,” the former supermodel said. “I really believe they just felt like they didn’t need me, which of course they don’t.”

She will not be missed, a complete waste of space…and that’s saying something.