In Hollywood, botox is more essential to life than oxygen. Here are the latest sightings of celebs sporting expressionless, soulless faces. 1.) "Just saw Billy Crystal om Jon Stewart. Whoa botox overload!" - James Garner 2.) "Just saw Simon Cowell drive down Harley St in a Bugatti... Maybe he's goin in for some botox & a neck lift" - jourdanrl 3.) "Just saw Simon Cowell on @AccessHollywood

On Thursday, Heidi Montag claimed that Jennifer Aniston banned her from the Just Go With It movie premiere because she was she was such a polarizing figure. Turns out that Heidi pulled that Heidi pulled that out of her artificial ass and that it all a “misunderstanding.” “I read that Jennifer had banned me from the premiere for being too polarizing, but I know now

If you are not sitting, please do. I bring you the most shocking of news. After Heidi Montag filed for divorce just a few days ago, Spencer Pratt has confirmed via Twitter that his marriage was as fake as Heidi's chin, nose, jaw, eyes, hair and breasts. Hopefully this stunning revelation doesn’t shake your faith in the authenticity of reality television. “I love Heidi but our

Heidi Montag is committed to this fake split thing. She was caught earlier today wearing casual clothes and no make-up at the Santa Monica Courthouse apparently to file for separation, but not divorce from Spencer Pratt. If this were legit a separation means that all of her earnings and property will be separate from Spencer. After every single person they knew blew up their spot

Hold your tears back, everyone. Heidi Montag has apparently kicked Spencer Pratt to the curb. Considering these people wrote a book on how to become famous this could be nothing more than a PR stunt. Regardless, Heidi’s rep has released the following statement announcing the separation of the unholy duo, "Heidi is looking to move out due to all the fake bad press that Spencer

Even though everyone and their momma seems to think Rosie Huntington-Whiteley will be replacing Megan Fox in Transformers 3 that didn't stop Heidi Montag from putting together this embarrassing audition tape for Michael Bay. She's at a shooting range shooting cardboard while Spencer films it on an iPhone. That's it. Who lets Speidi near guns anyway? Celebitchy says < a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/102744/russell_brand_katy_perry_the_new_brangelina_on_the_red_carpet/">Russell

Heidi Montag was serious as a heart attack when said her breasts were not big enough and has already scheduled her next surgery to have them enlarged. Sadly, whole brain implants are a couple of decades away. According to Life & Style, Spencer tried to persuade Heidi out of the idea but to no avail. Not only does Heidi plan to have the operation within the

I can't decide which is the worse punishment: Being sexually assaulted by Steven Seagal or sexually assaulting Heidi Montag? Heidi is claiming that ever since she converted herself into 98% plastic Hill's creator Adam DiVello can't keep his hands to himself. As a result she is going to lodge a lawsuit. It's just a minor coincidence that this is the final season of The Hills and

Join the rest of society, Momma Montag. Heidi, who nine weeks ago began her journey as heir apparent to Cat Lady after undergoing 10 cosmetic-surgery procedures in one day, opened up well as much as the Botox would allow) to People Magazine about the first time she let her mother, Darlene Egelhoff, see the work that was done to her. Apparently Darlene couldn't hide her WTF?!?

It's been scientifically proven that MTV's The Hills has the highest concentration of untalented people on one show in the world. Yet, these "stars" are making more per episode than most people make in a year. Life can be so unfair at times. Newly added drama queen Kristin Cavallari is raking in $90,000 per episode! Somehow ole' ceiling eyed Audrina Patridge is bringing in $100,000 per