Three words that reveal we are in the final days: Snooki Birthing Video. Snooki plans on filming the birth of guido spawn and she claims it will be a private affair. But can we really trust someone who dance floors at her personal urinal? The mommy-to-be and Jersey Shore star says she and fiancé Jionni LaValle will film their son Lorenzo’s arrival, but it will not be

Snooki updated her Facebook with more new photos of her new slimmed down self. Apparently Snooki has had a personal trainer since January and has also given up alcohol. Color me shocked, who knew she had anything resembling self-control and discipline. She tweeted, “Water is my new best friend. As everyones planning their night at the club, I’m wondering when Golds closes lol.” Sounds like her Jersey

Jersey Shore's Snooki revealed her new slimmer look on Twitter yesterday and I have to admit she looks good. Well as good as a Snooki can look. Granted the photo is taking some Myspace (remember that?) liberties, but I guess all that training for Wrestlemania has really helped.

Jersey Shore’s resident pickle loving Oompa Loompa, Snooki, is on the cover Rolling Stone and gave a bunch of quotes that showed off her wide range of mind: from arid to vapid with stops at banal, insipid, and shallow. As much as you want to give Rolling Stone the side eye, we have to realize we created this little orange demon. Snooki may be on

Believe it or not 'Jersey Shore' star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has a 133-page book with actual words set to be released on November 2nd. This guy is hellbent on spreading venereal diseases through all mediums. Jezebel posted a review: No matter what T-shirt you select, whether it’s fitted, graphic, sequined, bedazzled, crew-neck, deep-V, wifebeater, or what-have-you, it’s about being proud of who you are. If

Despite being offered $400,000 to strip for Playboy JWoww has decided to not collect that paycheck. I'm truly baffled at her decision considering she was custom-built for a moment like this in a Guatemalan sweat shop and has absolutely no shame. "I am not going to do Playboy in the near future," she told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Wednesday. "There is a better

Watch the 2010 MTV Movie Awards at MTV.com! The Jersey Shore is nearing its return and MTV released a sneak peak of the upcoming season. The clip features each of the eight cast members back at home miserable and ready to bring their hot mess oompa loompa-ness to Miami. [gallery columns="4"]

Despite looking like a roided-out Pauly Shore, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is proof anyone can get laid if they're on TV. Paparazzi caught him creeping on random women at a bar in Miami yesterday. Of course, he was able to score because there is no short supply of skanks willing to spread them for a 15 seconds of fame. Chances are all she's got out

MTV is hoping to strike lightning in a bottle plastic red cup for a second time. According to E! Online, MTV is casting for a Jersey Shore spinoff to be set in Boston. The new series called Wicked Summer is scheduled to begin production in July. Via the casting site, Wicked Summer is looking for: “The hottest girls and proudly buff guys who believe in God,

The American people have spoken and they love themselves some tragically tanned, hair gel loving, violent guidos. Which is why the "Jersey Shore" cast wants MTV to fist-pump their salaries up following the pop culture mania surrounding show. The cast which includes the infamous Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, and "Pauly D" Delvecchio, -- earned only a few hundred dollars each per episode for