Maybe Jessica Simpson Isn’t Pregnant
Rumors have been swirling that Jessica Simpson is pregnant, but if she is pregnant then her baby has a serious case of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
Apparently on Tuesday night Jessica got her Lindsay Lohan on by banging down margaritas and tequila shots with her fiance Eric Johnson, creepy Papa Joe, and 18 other special guests at Stanton Social in NYC. The group made their way over
Apparently Jessica Simpson Hasn’t Been Missing Any Meals
Jessica Simpson showed up at the Alliance for Women in Media’s 2010 Gracies Awards looking rather linebacker-ish. Either she needs to hire a stylist that doesn't hate her or jump on the 50 Cent diet. Let's just fast forward to her inevitable "I'm not fat anymore" People Magazine cover.
Jessica Simpson Farted During a Business Meeting
According to US Weekly, fabulous idiot Jessica Simpson let one rip during a business meeting because she's classy like that.
"While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart," says the insider.
"Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell,
Gerard Butler and Jessica Simpson Hook-Up
Rumor has it that Scottish manwhore Gerard Butler is the latest victim trapped in the manly jaws of Jessica Simpson. According to Page Six, these two were spotted having a dinner date at SoHo House in NYC on Tuesday night. One witness said:
They were at a table with friends, but Jessica and Gerard, who sat next to each other, seemed to
John Mayer Hooking Up with Jessica Simpson And Kristin Cavallari
John Mayer and Jessica Simpson have been hooking up after John contacted her after her break-up with
Tony Romo. Jessica is thinking the relationship is rekindled and the two can be serious once more, but one blonde bimbo is not enough for Mayer, he’s reportedly also secretly sexing reality ho Kristin Cavallari...and apparently for some time now.
According to Page Six, for the past two years,
Tony Romo Bans Jessica Simpson From His Home
Just two weeks ago Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson the night before her 29th birthday, now the Dallas Cowboys quarterback kicked Jessica in the face some more by issuing a red alert, yes, a red alert like some 7 year-old boys guarding their tree house against cootie ridden girls, all so Jessica doesn't get near his Dallas home.
According to reports, Tony has instructed security
Jessica Simpson Returns to Reality TV
Jessica Simpson's music career is all but dead, so she's returning to reality tv. Ya know, where all washed stars go in an attempt to stay relevant. The reality TV show will be called Price of Beauty and Simpson will travel around the country with a friend to find out what makes beautiful people beautiful. Sounds utterly boring. Her creepy father/manager confirmed the deal, but
Jessica Simpson: Why Won’t You Let Me Be Fat
Jessica Simpson who received plenty of unwanted media coverage over her weight gain earlier this year, is back working out.
But that doesn't mean she's happy about it.
"On my way to workout with my trainer," Simpson writes on her Twitter in two messages. "Everytime we have to do squats and he yells at me: 'Get lower like your in the club.'"
"I don't squat in the club