Apparently on Valentine's Day, Paula Abdul placed a call to 911 crying and sobbing hysterically that her boyfriend was essentially holding her hostage in his car. TMZ obtained the recording in which you can hear Paula tell the operator, "I wanna go, and he won't let me!" Moments later Paula says, "Are you gonna drop me off 'cause I have emergency on the phone" --

Whaaat? I didn't see this coming. Ellen DeGeneres is taking Paula Abdul's place as the fourth judge on American Idol. Ellen had this to say: "I'm thrilled to be the new judge on American Idol. I've watched since the beginning, and I've always been a huge fan. So getting this job is a dream come true, and think of all the money I'll save from not

One show's useless placebo is another's Percocet. Paula may not have giving up negotiations with American Idol in hopes of a higher salary. Chances are it won't happen, especially after Simon Cowell's 45 million dollar deal, but Paula won't be in the unemployment line or sober anytime soon. Execs at ABC have been wooing the former AI judge with offers to appear on Ugly Betty and

According to her Twitter: We'll miss her crazy, drugged up, incoherent sentence spewing ass.

It looks like America's favorite pill popular will not be returning to one of its favorite shows. Paula Abdul will not be returning as an American Idol judge next season. Paula Abdul's manager says that she may not be returning to 'American Idol'. David Sonenberg tells the 'Los Angeles Times' that he hasn't even received a proposal for a new contract for Abdul and doesn't think

Paula Abdul performed her single Here For the Music on American Idol. We're not sure what she's trying to accomplish here. Britney pretty much has the lip synching bat shit crazy star thing locked up. Paula has had her musical day in the sun, just let it go.

When you're doped out of your mind, it's really hard to keep your lies straight. Remember a short while ago Paula Abdul said she never, ever, ever took prescription pills, ever? Everyone knew she was full of shit, it's like Paris Hilton saying she never made a sex tape. But, in an interview in the June edition of Ladies Home Journal she admitted to an addiction to

Paula Abdul is not exactly known for her mental quickness and it seems she easily fooled by Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno character in his new film. And she still doesn't know it. Sad. "Paula was totally fooled. She bought into his character and to this day isn't aware she was fooled," sources told the NY Post. Word is Paula's interview is one of the funniest. Even old

Apparently, Paula think we're all a bunch of dumbfucks. In an interview with ABC News’ Nightline, airing Thursday, Paula Abdul gets candid about her rumored feud with fellow American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi, her bizarre behavior on the 2007 reality series Hey Paula, and whispers of drug and alcohol abuse. The real kicker is she has the audacity to claim she's never been drunk. She know