The world’s most annoying troll, Spencer Pratt was arrested in a Costa Rican airport for illegal possession of a firearm. Obviously Spencer is not the brightest crayon in the box, but he released a statement regarding the incident saying: "As part of my spiritual cleansing I’ve spent the last week living alone in the jungle, reflecting on my past transgressions, and working to become a better

If you are not sitting, please do. I bring you the most shocking of news. After Heidi Montag filed for divorce just a few days ago, Spencer Pratt has confirmed via Twitter that his marriage was as fake as Heidi's chin, nose, jaw, eyes, hair and breasts. Hopefully this stunning revelation doesn’t shake your faith in the authenticity of reality television. “I love Heidi but our

Heidi Montag is committed to this fake split thing. She was caught earlier today wearing casual clothes and no make-up at the Santa Monica Courthouse apparently to file for separation, but not divorce from Spencer Pratt. If this were legit a separation means that all of her earnings and property will be separate from Spencer. After every single person they knew blew up their spot

Hold your tears back, everyone. Heidi Montag has apparently kicked Spencer Pratt to the curb. Considering these people wrote a book on how to become famous this could be nothing more than a PR stunt. Regardless, Heidi’s rep has released the following statement announcing the separation of the unholy duo, "Heidi is looking to move out due to all the fake bad press that Spencer

Even though everyone and their momma seems to think Rosie Huntington-Whiteley will be replacing Megan Fox in Transformers 3 that didn't stop Heidi Montag from putting together this embarrassing audition tape for Michael Bay. She's at a shooting range shooting cardboard while Spencer films it on an iPhone. That's it. Who lets Speidi near guns anyway? Celebitchy says < a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/102744/russell_brand_katy_perry_the_new_brangelina_on_the_red_carpet/">Russell

Spencer Pratt knows any kids by him will be pathetic bags of douche, so he's debating whether he should cut off his nuts to remove the possibility of future children all together. I didn't think he had nuts to begin with, but if he's too chicken shit to follow through there are millions of volunteers who are willing to do the cutting for him. Can

It's been scientifically proven that MTV's The Hills has the highest concentration of untalented people on one show in the world. Yet, these "stars" are making more per episode than most people make in a year. Life can be so unfair at times. Newly added drama queen Kristin Cavallari is raking in $90,000 per episode! Somehow ole' ceiling eyed Audrina Patridge is bringing in $100,000 per

Satan's dingle berries: Heidi and Spencer, seized opportunity to promote the filly's upcoming Playboy cover at last night's G.I. Joe premiere. It must be the new animal issue of Playboy with the horse on the cover. Once again Heidi manages to be completely useless, if you're going to pose for Playboy then pose naked. [gallery]

Heidi and Spencer Pratt have decided that dumbing down television is not enough and will go into publishing. They are co-writing a book together about how to get famous. Can these two even read much less write? In a recent interview with Access Hollywood the newlyweds dished on their evil plans. Heidi told them, “We have a book coming out. We co-wrote this book. It’s going

Al Roker interviewed the loathsome twosome on Today this morning and if he weren't afraid of a nasty case of food poisoning he probably would have eaten them. It's Al Roker, ffs, when he hates you then you have serious problems. He did very little to hide his disdain and basically verbally attacked both of them throughout the entire interview segment. Of course Heidi and