When you're too insane for Celebrity Rehab you have entered a new realm of crazy. Apparently attention whore Tila Tequila was too "extra" for Celebrity Rehab and has been dumped for the upcoming season. When Tila blamed long-time alter ego "Jane" for cutting and burning her arms, Dr. Drew decided that being the person responsible for Tila Tequila's well-being just isn't happening. Remember "Jane" put

I know people mourn in different ways, but Tila Tequila is just a hot ass mess. Five minutes after uploading videos and blowing up Twitter declaring how she just lost the love of her life, here she is up a goddamn tree with her gremlin tits out posing like she just hit the 100 million dollar powerball. [gallery]

Casey Johnson, an heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune and more widely known for her recent engagement to the troubled Tila Tequila, has died at age 30. Los Angeles police and firefighters were called to a house at 11:51 a.m. Monday. Johnson was pronounced dead at the scene. The cause of death has not been determined, but police Officer Sara Faden says "It appears to

Tila Tequila's tweets are as about as reliable and trustworthy as an engineless Yugo, but the Preying Mantis Queen is claiming to be carrying her brother's child. No, she didn't end up pregnant in the way you're thinking, but I don't put anything past her disgusting ass. Tila tweeted, "BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his Wife!!! That

Clearly Tila Tequila is in dire need of attention. The tiny little psycho took to upstream ranting about ex-bf Charger linebacker Shawne Merriman and her dismissed domestic violence case against him. It must drive her crazy that Shawne and virtually no other man with a multi-million dollar are willing to get within 50ft of her, so here she is buck naked and full of crazy.

San Diego Diego District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis has dismissed Tila Tequila's case against Shawne Merriman of the Chargers citing there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Merriman committed a crime. Tila had signed a citizen's arrest warrant charging Shawne with battery and false imprisonment, both felonies. Dumanis released this statement Friday afternoon: "After a

Last week Tila Tequila claimed NFL linebacker, Shawne Merriman, choked and manhandled her and he quickly went on the defensive saying he only tried to keep her from driving home drunk. Well, these photos of a bruised and battered Tila leaving the office of the San Diego District Attorney prove that Shawne did more than just try to restrain her. How much effort and

Shawne Merriman, the linebacker for the San Diego Chargers, was arrested early Sunday Morning after he allegedly choked and restrained Tila Tequila at his home in Poway, CA. I understand female Preying Mantises can be quite aggressive creatures, but Shawne is a gigantic NFL player and Tila weighs like 75 pounds. Apparently the Los Angeles police received a call at 3:45 a.m. on Sunday from

Famewhore and resident Preying Mantis Queen, Tila Tequila, is reportedly pregnant. She wrote the following on her official twitter page: “Before I bounce, and since it’s late… I’m gonna tell y’all something REAL FAST, and then delete it, ok? Since nobody is awake… reason why I’ve been feeling sick on and off lately is because yes, I am pregnant! *GASPS******Ok, bye.” Trying to figure out who's the

Apparently Brandy's little brother and the "Preying Mantis" are an item. Keep in mind Tila Tequila is a grade A famewhore and this latest rumor could all be a creation of her own. Earlier today, she declared her love for her new boyfriend - reportedly none other than VH1 reality star Ray J. Now last month, Ray J was so in love with Cocktail from