Can't rape the willing and apparently those that wear skinny jeans so says a jury surprisingly not from Ohio. Nicholas Gonzales was acquitted of rape Friday by an Australian jury that ruled that the woman's skinny jeans were so tight there was no way he could have removed them without "collaboration." There is so much side eye at the jury's conclusion, I now have rear-view vision. Via

Someone picked the wrong week to do the Master Cleanse.

Waking up in the middle of the night to find your small child missing is probably the greatest fear of any parent. Finding out your child is a drunkard, crossdresser, and burglar before they're old enough to enter kindergarten makes you a Spears. Police officials in Tennessee say a 4-year-old boy was found roaming the streets Tuesday night, drunk and wearing a little girl’s dress

Sammy Sosa is looking mighty different. Recent photos taken at the Latin Grammys show the former MLB star slugger with skin several shades lighter than what we're used to seeing. Obviously his new appearance have spawned rumors that's he's on the 'Michael Jackson 12 Shades Away Program.' However, a friend of Sammy tells different skin color is due to a skin rejuvenation process. According to Rebecca

[caption id="attachment_4627" align="alignnone" width="226" caption="The Bride Don\'t Look Too Thrilled"][/caption] Somalia's Ahmed Muhamed Dore, who already has 13 children by five wives, said he would like to have more with his new wife, Safia Abdulleh. 13 children by five wives is a huge red flag, but nothing barf inducing. However, Ahmed's oldest child is 80 or 63 years older than his bride... yeah. Ahmed at

Forget Balloon Boy, now here's footage that's unbelievable. A baby in a stroller got ran over by a train and astonishingly, survived. The mother takes her hand off the stroller, which then rolls off the platform onto the train tracks, and just seconds later, is hit head-on by an arriving train. Miraculously, the baby only suffered a bump to the head. CRAZY!

The balloon boy saga gets weirder and more twisted. Yesterday, 6-year-old Falcon Keene, set off a nationally frenzy after it was believed a homemade helium balloon floated off with him inside. Turns out Falcon was never inside, but hiding in a cardboard box in his family's attic above the garage. Weird and unusual circumstances, but a simple misunderstanding, right? Hell, no. It seems the parents are 12

Why do these sort of things seem to always happen in either China or India? Chinese doctors were shocked when an one-year-old girl was discovered to be carrying a baby in her stomach. According to local media outlets the parents of Kang Mengru became incredibly worried after her belly became grossly enlarged. After a CT scan was done, the doctors were amazed to discover a fetus inside

Jeez, the internet has everything for everyone. From cute photographs of kittens with dumb text written on them to this wtf video. Apparently a wicked trippy beat wasn't enough for Afro Jack & VYBZ Cartel, so they threw in some bright colors, vivid 3D graphics, women getting donkey punched, overweight women doing head stands while shaking their asses, and a woman committing an act of

Germany just made a major entry into the "International WTF Advertising" contest hoping to dethrone the current champion, Japan. The TV ad made for Sprite in Germany has been allegedly banned after a Government watchdog found that the content was not suitable for television. Unless their target audience are slutty sorority girls and any gay pride parade we don't understand why Sprite wants their product